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Tangelo Times: 12/23/12; Winter-Een-Mas Edition



Tangelo Times
December 23, 2012

It's almost Christmas, which means it's time to FEEL THE RAWK.


EPIC Status Report
Written By: Angel Knight Phil | Category: Community Spotlight

I know you guys were disappointed that the EPIC project went underground, but I wanted to come out and show you guys a little bit of the progress we've made since then.  But first, LINKSES!

Lapri and Lapras
Telaqua and Telazure
Siron, Serince, and Seregal
Lemaul and Feramur
Wombol
Chitang, Kudang, and Terrang
The Ion Line

Some highlights include:

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  • Making Kudang broken Changing Chitang's evolution method to be more user friendly.
  • Streamlining the Ions level sets to mirror the Eeveelutions (and we'll do that for Aureon, Lungeon, and Anubeon when we get there)
  • Making the Lemaul line more useful all around so that they can be a more attractive choice for trainers.  Includes meme.
  • Making the Siron line and the Telaqua line attractive alternatives to the later and more powerful water types of the OIs.
  • Tweaked Astrolion to be a little bit more realistic to use in the RPG and competitively.

And those are just a few.  Everyone has the ability to view EPIC Creations, but you have to look for it under EPIC Productions.  Keep looking out for more changes brought to you by our Dex Staff!


Interview with a Moderator: What's In A Username?
Written By: Leon Vane | Category: Community Spotlight

Leon Vane: Par for the course, how did you come about using your username of Chimera?

Chimera: Hoo boy. Chimera is from the far-bygone days of PokeRealm; it was my second username on the internet ever (after Topaznut, which is why Shawn still calls me TN to this day). That's...what, six years ago? I'm not entirely sure where the name came from, but if I had to hazard a guess, I would say that I borrowed it from the pages of The Lightning Thief, which I read around that time (the entire scene it was in was left out of that shambles of a movie based on the book, but that's neither here nor there). It sounded cool, it was a badass mythical monster, and my 13 (12?)-year old self thought it would make a good username on the internet. I brought it back recently during the early days of the Rocket uprising, then decided to keep it even after my attempt to give myself a "Rocket" username was swiftly rejected, partly because it sounded a little more respectable than AliasBot, at least to my ears/eyes. Which leads perfectly into...

Leon: Bonus question, since everyone calls you AB for "Aliasbot": How did that one come about as well?

Chimera: AliasBot is actually pretty simple: I changed my username way, way too often in my earlier days on this forum, as well as on PR prior to that. Topaznut, Chimera, Quicksilver, Renegade Wave, Red Rocket...I had a lot of aliases, is what I'm saying. So I ended up changing to AliasBot almost as a jab at myself for not being able to settle on one username. Ironically, I was AliasBot for a long, long time, so most people that have been around the site for a while know me as AB (the fact that it's a shorter abbreviation than one can manage for Chimera doesn't hurt: "Chim" never really caught on).

Leon: For some reason it has been apparent you are stretched too thin in your duties. You can choose between writing competitive articles or you can remain a GMod. Which do you pick and why?

Chimera: Have you seen me write anything resembling a competitive article lately (hell, written anything at all for that matter)? I'd much rather continue in my super-top-secret, behind-the-scenes G-Mod work and never be able to write competitive articles again than vice versa.

Leon: You were promoted at the same time that DF was; since then, DF has helped with Orre, while you've been working on seekruts, I can only imagine. Any spoilers?

Chimera: I'm pretty sure DF had Orre in the works before he was promoted, actually, but that's neither here nor there.

Leon: You sure?

Chimera: What? What do you want?

Leon: Positive?

Chimera: Scram, you little hooligans. I never want to see you on my lawn again!

Leon: C'mon, something?

Chimera: ...I should stop trying to be funny this late at night. It isn't working. Also, Meganium for master race. That is all.

Leon: Okay, if you won't give any spoilers, how about a sneak peek into how you plan to vote for the Golden Oranges? Any leading candidates for a category?

Chimera: I...I really haven't been nearly as active as I should have been over this past year. I'm not sure I'm qualified to nominate anyone for anything, pulling from such a limited sample size...by which I mean people should totally vote for me for every award ever, and also to be the next President of North America (after Canada and the US merge and Mexico is swallowed up by the ocean and/or vengeful Mayan gods).

Leon: ESPN, Yahoo! Sports or Deadspin?

Chimera: Grantland!

Leon: Care to explain the "Abslute Moron" joke for those not in the know?

Chimera: Back in the day (read: not really that long ago), I wasn't a very good typer (typist? typton? typtrophan?), and I had a tendency to drop a lot of tpyoes. One of the more infamous instances of this was when I was replying to affronts to my intelligence with "I'm not an absolute moron." Unfortunately, I managed to misspell absolute in the process, and the rest is history.

Leon: Congratulations on winning WSoP! That Starmie completely wrecked (almost) everything in its path, and what it didn't beat, Porygon2 finished up with. Did you expect to go all the way with your team, and more importantly, were you just as stunned as I was when Pixels & Pirates forfeited?

Chimera: If there's one thing Israel is good at, it's kicking ass. I wasn't expecting to do quite as well as I did, but I was betting on a pretty good run (or at least I would have, if betting were legal). As for the forfeit, well, I didn't expect to win that stall battle when I was slower and couldn't break Miltank's Subs in one hit (hindsight being 20/20, I really should have taught Pory2 Charge Beam instead of Thunderbolt). My only hope was to drag things out long enough that my counterpart would go down on strikes, or just give up in exasperation. Obviously, Operation Annoy Your Way To Victory was a complete success. Now where's my crown? I was promised a crown! (I will, however, settle for a cash prize, as I am quite broke at the moment. ...we'll discuss this later, when we're not on-the-record.)

Leon: If you could design a promotion of any kind with admin approval, would you give away an item or a Pokémon?

Chimera: Weeping Lumik statues: Rock-type, with an ability that doubles their Atk, SAtk, and Spd on turns that they aren't targeted with an offensive attack. Because OI needs more Doctor Who references. And time travel. Everything needs more time travel. Except Back to the Future: that has just the right amount of time travel. Fortunately, OI should be getting a distinct uptick in time travel in- uh....just ignore that last bit.



Leon: Just as we started the session with a traditional question, we'll end with the traditional ending. The floor is yours, and you can speak your mind on anything you want, be it your view on how OI can continue to grow or a plea for people to vote for you in the Holon Sprites contest.

Chimera: Ishmadal IV! Ishmadal IV! ...I...I got nothing.

Season's Beatings
Written By: + SilentSentinel | Category: Pokemon of the Week

Hey ya'll! It's your somewhat friendly neighborhood SilentSentinel, back from a long hiatus of TT writing! To make up for, here's a bunch of competitive analyses for winter-y Pokémon (Spoiler alert: Random Ice types from OI and Amaya)!

Miralupe

Let's keep this fun going with a Pokémon with will likely be highly relevant in the 5th gen weather wars:

Blizzaram

Now that we've introduced you to Hail's newest inducer, it's time to show off what is likely to become Hail's most dangerous abuser and sweeping force:

Komodic

Not done yet! Time to examine the prevo's of these last two Pokémon in...

LITTLE CUP CORNER

Art Spotlight: Chaos Had A Little Lamb Whose Fleece Was Hard As Ice
Written By: Batman | Art By: Chaos Shadow | Category: Art Spotlight

Said the night wind to the icy lamb...

It's that time of the year. The time where anyone living in an area of the world where it's the winter season complains about the cold and snow or about the lack thereof... darn you, global warming! It's also that time when we fawn over the artistic talent of those on the site on our humble little newspaper. Luckily, the winter-y theme carries into the arts this week!

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Check this adorable little nugget out! Chaos Shadow never fails to impress and once more I am left to humbly marvel at the coloring on this little guy. The coloring makes him look like he'd be perfect to snuggle up with as long as he doesn't decide to use any ice moves during the snuggling. I imagine things would get pretty cold in that case. Anyway, he really does just give that look of "Please, gives me hugs but don't try anything funny or you will be rammed with surprising force with my horns or just frozen in place by ice moves, okay?" Which, I feel, is something that wouldn't ordinarily be easily conveyed. Maybe I'm reading too much into this piece. Oh well, it's awesome and you should be happy to gaze upon it!

From the art world to you, a very Merry Chrismahanukwanzakuh and a Festivus for the rest of us. This has been your hostess with the mostest wishing you the best for the rest of this year and into next! Stay classy, Orange Islands.

Hail and Farewell
Written By: Angel Knight Phil | Category: Hails and Farewells

Three issues in a row?

This one's a bit of a doozy.  Today, we'd like to wish The Meta a heartfelt farewell from his position as Global Moderator.  Hopefully you'll stick around, as it's almost not OI without DF around.  You're definitely going to be missed from the staff.

And if this was TMM, this "big shoes to fill" segue would turn into a fat joke that would undermine my sincerity.  Anyway, we do indeed have big shoes to fill and not because he's a dragon, but because of his many contributions over the years to OI.  However, we've come to a unanimous decision on who to promote in his place.  Ladies and Gentlemen, your new Global Moderator: Leon Vane!  Congratulations!

I'd also like to announce a promotion to VIP (and the recipient of 2 OIp for the overhaul of the calculator) for MechanicalMonarch!

Congratulations to everyone!  And DF, thank you for everything you've done for us.  Now if there were just a way to make that Legend a thing. *cough*

MM, claim your OIp below!

OI Lottery
Written By: + Mysterious | Category: OI Lottery

Man, you guys sure love your lottery.  And you know what?  I thank you for it.  And you know what?  I bet the winner of this issue's lottery is going to thank you!

Our egg donation comes from none other than TMM.  Usually because the base species is female (we had to work some last minute legal issues, so the breeding was rushed via Ditto), the baby doesn't acquire any nifty moves from the parents.  However, we at the OI lottery just couldn't pass up an opportunity to make a prize even more worthwhile, so we taught the baby a TM or two for the winner's convenience.  Though I supposed forcing a newborn to learn high powered attacks at such a young age is a terrible idea in practice..

Anyway, the winner is E-102 Parasect!  Since the donor did not wish to be paid for his donation, the winner will receive 18,000P and a lovely Horsea egg that will hatch on 12/30!  Claim your prize below!


Details for the next lottery are below!  Click the link, RSVP, and may the odds ever be in your favor!
http://orangeislands...golden-oranges/




That does it for this issue of the Tangelo Times!  I know that I take a little while to get with the times because of my age, but when I do, I'm sure to run a meme into the ground.  Wait...that's a bad thing, not a good thing.

Angel Knight Phil
- Might have knocked over Novi's fishbowl.  MIGHT.

And for something completely different, courtesy of Mysterious.  Merry Christmas everyone.




Swarms
Sneasel are swarming in Navel Mountain!
Snorunt are swarming on Route 24-25!
Spheal are swarming on Route 36
Artily are swarming in Slateport City!
Wyrdra are swarming on Route 209!
Piloswine are swarming in Xengai Pass!
Smoochum are swarming on Imperia Fields!

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